ABOUT DEAD HEALTHY
No wellness w*nk. No fluff. Just men's supplements that work.
Why We Exist
Most supplement brands are the same – pastel labels, flowery words, and promises that go nowhere. Dead Healthy was born to kill the bullsh*t.
We make hard-hitting, science-backed supplements for men who want real results without being sold a yoga mat lifestyle.
We were fed up with the boring crap that 99% of health and wellness brands push. So we thought: why not take the piss out of middle-aged, overweight guys like us and make products that actually help?
We’re no angels. We love a Gregg’s sausage roll (or four), ten pints of Peroni, and a late-night kebab. So no, we’re not here selling some bullsh*t dream of turning you into Thor (Marvel edition).
This is about still enjoying what you do and taking supplements that help your body deal with the aftermath of your bad decisions:
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Bloated belly after a drinking session? Grab Gut Flush.
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Smashed a Breaking Bad marathon ‘til 3AM? Take Head Shot and get through the day without feeling like a mong.
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Can’t sleep because the stress of family and work is too much? Take Lights Out and sleep like a corpse.
Dead Healthy isn’t about perfection. It’s about feeling better, keeping your edge, and laughing while you do it.
Meet the Team
Two mates. Years in the game. Zero patience for wellness fluff.
Dead Healthy started in a pub chat, as all good ideas do. After years of formulating supplements for the big players, we had enough of the same old bullsh*t. Pixie dust doses. Marketing miracles.
We have been there. The labs, the factories, the boardrooms. We know what works and what does not. And we were sick of seeing blokes like us being sold snake oil by brands that do not get real life.
So, we built something different.
Supplements that don’t suck. For men who:
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Smash pints on Friday
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Order a dodgy kebab at midnight
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Still need to turn up and handle life on Monday
We are not chasing six-packs or enlightenment. We are here to help you survive your lifestyle without giving up the stuff you love.
Welcome to Dead Healthy, now meet the team.
Chief Stamp Licker
MEET MARTIN KAPROCKYJ
There I am, making the genius decision to drink beer while running the hottest London Marathon on record. By the time I crawled over the finish line, I passed out cold with emergency services debating whether to fire up the electric shock box.
Fast-forward through years of yo-yo diets, I’ve accepted I’m not a monk and never will be. I love life. I love pints. And I love sausage rolls far too much to start preaching kale smoothies.
Now I’m Dead Healthy’s Chief Stamp Licker (and about a million other things). I do most of the work. Michael just shows up for the credit.
Master of Science-y Stuff
MEET MICHAEL FITZGERALD
Here’s Michael, testing out our lab tables when we first moved into the factory. It might look like he’s just sitting there giving two thumbs up, but don’t be fooled, this is the guy who does all the complicated stuff Martin's not smart enough for.
Formulas, compliance, all the brain-melting technical crap… that’s Michael’s domain. He makes sure our products actually work and that we don’t accidentally poison anyone.
When he’s not buried in science and spreadsheets, he pops up to take credit for everything else. Classic Michael.
Head of Tough Love
MEET SAFFRON SAVAGE
She’s the bossy voice in your head telling you to stop whining and take your f*cking capsules.
Saffron isn’t here to motivate you with pastel quotes or yoga poses. She’s here to call you out, keep you in line, and drag you kicking and screaming into feeling better. Think grim reaper with a gym membership and zero patience for your excuses.
You’ll see her across the site, on the pouches, in your inbox, and probably in your nightmares. And if she tells you to buy the Starter Pack, don’t argue. She’s always right.
Dead Healthy’s official mascot. Your unofficial drill sergeant.
AND THE REST OF THE CREW
We have a fantastic team behind us. The kind of legends who keep the wheels turning while we are out here running our mouths. They are brilliant, hardworking and definitely better looking than us. They are just a bit shy, so you will not see their faces plastered all over the site. Trust us though, without them Dead Healthy would still be two blokes with a stupid idea in a pub.
THE DEAD HEALTHY LAB IS NEVER CLOSED
We’re not done yet. Here’s what’s brewing in our twisted little factory of gains, grins and zero wellness w*nk:
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Man Mode – Natural testosterone support that doesn’t involve punching walls or eating raw liver. Energy, drive and swagger without the midlife meltdown.
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Joint Lube – For knees that sound like a haunted house. Lubes your joints, reduces inflammation and keeps you moving without groaning like your dad.
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Horny Devil – Science-backed stamina for when you still want it all. No awkward sleaze, just performance where it counts.
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War Juice – Serious recovery and growth fuel. For men who train hard and need a formula that isn’t a weak-ass blend.
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Dead Lift – Explosive power support for those who go hard in short bursts. Gym, work or dragging your arse out of bed on Monday.
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Hair Resurrection – Bringing your follicles back from the dead. Not snake oil. Not influencer fluff. Science, with attitude.
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Dragon Juice – Menopause support with a snarl. For the missus when her menopause is driving you both mental. This one actually helps her feel human again, not invisible.
Got an idea or a problem you want solved? Tell us. We’ll make it. If we're not too busy shooting guns.
