Why We Say No to Wellness W*nk

Crystals, collagen shots, and influencer detox teas can jog on.

Let’s get one thing straight, we’re not here to fluff your chakras. Dead Healthy wasn’t built to sell you powdered hope and overpriced vibes. We’re here to give your tired, stressed-out body what it actually needs, not what Karen from Instagram says you need after her Bali yoga retreat.

Wellness has become a f*cking pantomime.

You’ve got people charging £38 for moon-charged electrolyte water. Protein balls made with “intentions.” And influencers trying to sell you collagen peptides while their faces are 92% filler.

Somewhere along the way, wellness became performance art, and forgot the “health” part.

🧪 What Dead Healthy Does (That They Don’t)

We look at actual research. Not moon cycles.

We use real doses of real ingredients that do things. Like:

• Magnesium Glycinate – calms your nervous system.

• Lion’s Mane – supports brain function.

• Inulin + Aloe – help your gut stop acting like a blocked sewer.

• Bacopa, Citicoline, L-Theanine – all brain-boosting badasses, no caffeine crash required.

We don’t throw in fairy dust ingredients at useless doses just so they look good on a label. If it’s in there — it’s doing a job. Otherwise, what’s the f*cking point?

🚫 No Guru Nonsense - No BS, Health Supplements That Actually Work

You won’t find Dead Healthy trying to sell you:

❌ Detox teas that make you spend three hours on the toilet

❌ Mushroom blends with 0.0001% actual mushrooms

❌ “Superfood” powders that taste like pond water

❌ Tinned air from the Himalayas (yes, that’s real. Google it.)

We’re not here for your ritual. We’re here for your routine. The messy, tired, real-life one where you’re just trying to make it through the day without screaming into a pillow or falling asleep in a Zoom call.

The Short Version (No Waffle)

• Wellness is full of overpriced, underdosed, influencer-endorsed nonsense

• Dead Healthy doesn’t do fluff — just science-backed ingredients that work

• Every ingredient we use has a reason and a real dose

• No fairy dust. No filter. No w*nk.

• No BS, Health Supplements That Actually Work